yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons.
I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
when you like someone more than they like you
if Benedict Cumberbatch is single and he does not call himself a cumberbatchelor he needs to rethink his life decisions
me as a celebrity
when girls think i’m flirting with them