I'm just me.

(Source: tomhazeldine)

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

(Source: rasterizing)

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

colleenclarkart:

I made a comic with pretty much the same punchline as this other comic I made maybe no one will notice

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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littners:

when you like someone more than they like you

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  • lesbian: that girl is really cute
  • straight boy: oMG DO YOU WANT TO FUCK HER OR SOMETHING LMAO CAN I WATCH

skoeskebloesk:

if Benedict Cumberbatch is single and he does not call himself a cumberbatchelor he needs to rethink his life decisions

“So… which one of you is the man in the relationship?”

kurtsaunt:

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celestial-sexhair:

me as a celebrity

(Source: hummelilde)

fatwink:

when girls think i’m flirting with them

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

homeworkmyass:

so much tension in one photo

its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier

(Source: yoururlsucksandsodoyou)